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Old 09-12-2017, 05:59 PM
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I was gonna say "my voice"
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On second thought, I watched the video.....that actually does sound like my voice.
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Reminded me of Yoko on one of Lennon's albums.
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Makes me pine for the dulcet tones of a bagpipe-digeridoo-trashcan lid ensemble.
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Old 09-12-2017, 06:33 PM
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It would sound better if he used red SOLO cups .... more bass.
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I wonder if he spends time on Internet forums waxing philosophical about the body material of his disposable cups: arguing the merits of plastic over paper, when some futurism afficionado comes along with an impervious styrofoam cup and shows him the way to worry free playing.
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My heartfelt apologies to every accordion player I've insulted over the years...
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Old 09-12-2017, 07:42 PM
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There's a version with strings too.
It's called a banjo.
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I hope you got a good deal on that
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Old 09-13-2017, 03:06 AM
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LOL - everyone's comments made me chuckle! Perhaps it would sound better (or faster!) if he used a Bluechip plectrum. I hope those wheels are CITES certified.
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Old 09-13-2017, 03:47 AM
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That was truly ghastly.
As an Englishman, I have never been a fan of the Scots Pipes - an instrument specifically designed to upset an enemy.

Uilean pipes "can" in the right hands sound great, but ...only in very well trained talented hands.

Concertinas actually cause me pain, and of course the electric guitar was a great mistake, and have caused me hearing loss and tinnitus.

Here's an odd contraption that actually sounds quite pleasant :

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I hope no cats were harmed in the making of this video.

He should have known something was wrong when the larger rings made the higher notes.
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Old 09-13-2017, 05:02 AM
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The electrics sound better. I've got a canary yellow one with a Floyd Rose and EMG humbuckers.
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It made me laugh. I needed that this morning. Thanks!

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