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Sometimes there are no words
Today I got called into work. All I was told at the time was that it was impossible for the person I was covering to make it in. I just found out it was because he needed to go to the hospital. You know in the old Looney Toons cartoons, where Bugs Bunny sticks his finger in the end of Elmer Fudd's gun to stop it from firing? He tried to prove to someone that it works and subsequently shot one of his fingers off.
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Quote:
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Again, thin the herd.
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Actually, there is a very succinct word for that.
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Certain obstructions in a gun barrel might result in a burst barrel. A finger is probably not one of the things that would cause that, and I doubt if anyone has done scientific ("non-injurious") testing to find out for sure.
Someone might also want to let that co-worker know that running off a cliff, reversing direction, and trying to run back onto the cliff is probably not a good idea, either. (Just in case he's also a fan of Wile E. Coyote, etc.) |
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Do you work for the Acme Company?
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I bet his last words before he did that were 'hold my beer".
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"There's 3 sorts of people in this world: Those who learn by books, those who learn by the experiences of others, and those who just have to pee on the electric fence every now and then."
Will Rogers. |
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I am guessing it was the index finger on his non dominant hand.
If they haven't already done it; this story should be explored further on Mythbusters. I am sure they will use the mandatory pork steak in place of human flesh.
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Okay, I'll say it, he's an idiot.
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Quote:
Another episode of "Fun with Guns" gone bad...? Quote:
...and then "watch this". Is that allowed here...on a gun thread?
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Okay, whichever denomination you happen to be, that was good!
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"You can't fix stupid"
- Ron White |