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First Offender?
A woman goes on trial for beating her husband with his guitar collection:
Judge: First offender? Woman: No, first a Gubson....then a Fender!!! Your turn to make a funny.
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“We’re going to play Mozart's, Rondo alla Turca but first, a little Chinese number call tu….ning."
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Depends on which Gibson or Fender you're talking about. Wouldn't have any problem with getting hit by a Gibson flattop or an SG. Would definitely cringe if my wife slugged me with a Les Paul, however.
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