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Old 07-28-2015, 05:43 PM
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A woman goes on trial for beating her husband with his guitar collection:

Judge: First offender?
Woman: No, first a Gubson....then a Fender!!!



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Old 07-28-2015, 05:59 PM
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“We’re going to play Mozart's, Rondo alla Turca but first, a little Chinese number call tu….ning."
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Old 07-28-2015, 07:09 PM
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A woman goes on trial for beating her husband with his guitar collection:

Judge: First offender?
Woman: No, first a Gubson....then a Fender!!!



Your turn to make a funny.


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Old 07-31-2015, 08:28 AM
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Depends on which Gibson or Fender you're talking about. Wouldn't have any problem with getting hit by a Gibson flattop or an SG. Would definitely cringe if my wife slugged me with a Les Paul, however.
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