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Free Investment Advice
If you had purchased $1000 of shares of Delta Airlines one year ago, today it would be worth $49. If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago, today you have $33. If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago , today it’s worth zero. BUT---- if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you will receive $214.
Based on this data, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle.. It’s called 401-Keg.
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From guitar price data samples in the classified forum, if you'd purchased a $1000 guitar one year ago, you could easily sell it for well over $214.
Based on that data, the best current investment plan is to succumb to GAS!
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You don't think you'll get GAS from drinking a grand worth of beer?
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The GAS comes from the bean dip that you eat while drinking the beer
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WORKS FOR ME!!! I'M GONNA BE RICH...WHOO HOOO!!!
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Buy low, sell high.
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Are you suggesting we should invest in marijuana instead of beer?
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1997 514c + e (b-band ast) 1970 Guild D35 + fishman rare earth single coil Carvin DC200 > (a bunch of effects) > epiphone valve jr head > homemade 2x10 cab Japanese Ephiphone Thunderbird > yorkville xm50 |