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“A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’”
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at least she didn't kill him with his axe ,
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Guitar puns don't resonate if they are not witty and sharp. Sometimes mine fall flat. But you can just tune me out if you don't like it.
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Shut your soundhole.
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"You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." --Dr. Seuss |
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What do you call a guitarist who broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless. |
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They should string her up.
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Ian Emerald X20 Artisan Taylor Baby Martin D-28 Taylor 114ce Simon & Patrick SP6 |
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How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?
6, one to change the bulb and 5 to say, "I could change that better than him."
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TRW1 |
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What is God's favorite guitar chord?
Gsus. |
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Current offerings: Wood. 2015 Martin D-18 E-Retro Stamped "Made in USA" 2014 Martin GPCPA4-Natural Stamped "Made in USA" Fishman Loudbox Artist Amp. 120 Watts |
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I find it cute and unoffensive too,
God Bless you
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Recording King Parlor guitar- Cherry Sunburst Snark Tuner |
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2 college students on a project for their music class are in Austria digging up Mozart's coffin. They have a video camera filming when they open the coffin, and low and behold Mozart's there with an eraser and his music hurriedly erasing all his songs. One of the 2 students asks him, What are you doing? He answers him, "D-Composing"!
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Current offerings: Wood. 2015 Martin D-18 E-Retro Stamped "Made in USA" 2014 Martin GPCPA4-Natural Stamped "Made in USA" Fishman Loudbox Artist Amp. 120 Watts |
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a guitarist’s arm?
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Fingerpicking Acoustic Blues/Rag/Folk/Slide Lessons https://www.tobywalkerslessons.com/ |
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How long does it take to tune a 12-string guitar?
Nobody knows.
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Taylor 717, (2019) |
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One time in my Counterpoint class at school, the teacher, Dr. Underwood, called on a girl who had raised her hand. She wanted to ask about about "horn fifths," but as she asked she made a (Freudian?) slip and said "Dr. Underwood, what are horny fifths?"
The class laughed at her malapropism, but the teacher, without skipping a beat, answered "That is when they are approached correctly, but left unresolved." Best musical joke I heard in school. ![]() ![]() |
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What do you get if you toss a heavy guitar down a mine shaft?
A flat minor |