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Old 04-08-2015, 09:01 PM
JIMBO53 JIMBO53 is offline
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“A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’”
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Old 04-08-2015, 09:05 PM
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at least she didn't kill him with his axe ,

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Old 04-08-2015, 09:05 PM
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“A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge says, ‘First offender?’ She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!’”
Guitar puns don't resonate if they are not witty and sharp. Sometimes mine fall flat. But you can just tune me out if you don't like it.
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Old 04-09-2015, 12:00 AM
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Shut your soundhole.
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Old 04-09-2015, 01:59 AM
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What do you call a guitarist who broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.
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Old 04-09-2015, 02:16 AM
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They should string her up.
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Old 04-09-2015, 05:12 AM
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How many guitar players does it take to change a lightbulb?
6, one to change the bulb and 5 to say, "I could change that better than him."
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Old 04-09-2015, 05:15 AM
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What is God's favorite guitar chord?

Gsus.
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Old 04-09-2015, 05:23 AM
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What is God's favorite guitar chord?

Gsus.
Now that is just funny!
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Old 04-09-2015, 05:30 AM
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I find it cute and unoffensive too,
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Old 04-09-2015, 05:56 AM
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2 college students on a project for their music class are in Austria digging up Mozart's coffin. They have a video camera filming when they open the coffin, and low and behold Mozart's there with an eraser and his music hurriedly erasing all his songs. One of the 2 students asks him, What are you doing? He answers him, "D-Composing"!
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Old 04-09-2015, 06:01 AM
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a guitarist’s arm?

A tattoo.


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Old 04-09-2015, 06:53 AM
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How long does it take to tune a 12-string guitar?

Nobody knows.
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Old 04-09-2015, 07:23 AM
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One time in my Counterpoint class at school, the teacher, Dr. Underwood, called on a girl who had raised her hand. She wanted to ask about about "horn fifths," but as she asked she made a (Freudian?) slip and said "Dr. Underwood, what are horny fifths?"

The class laughed at her malapropism, but the teacher, without skipping a beat, answered "That is when they are approached correctly, but left unresolved."

Best musical joke I heard in school.
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Old 04-09-2015, 09:42 AM
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What do you get if you toss a heavy guitar down a mine shaft?

A flat minor
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