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And a great Tom Rush live "soft shot" at a yelled request for a song. "No, I can't do that one. But this song has many of the same notes in it."
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From Roy Book Binder:
"I wrote this about my second wife, may she rest in peace. With her new husband in Buloxi, MS..."
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Quote:
. . . "This place rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
. . . a drummer
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I kinda think Rich's SETUP may be the funniest!
"... many of my songs are sad to downright depressing, so I tell jokes in between to keep people from committing suicide." |
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A musician asks his wife...
Honey, why don't you ever tell me when your having an orgasm? His wife says... Cause I don't like calling you when your on a gig. |
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Q: How many bass players does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 1 - 5 -1 |
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A man called from the IRS last week and said I Owed the Government $4800.00, so I sent them a toilet seat and 2 hammers.
It's been a bad day. My suspenders were arrested. They were holding up my pants. |
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Little Johnny comes running up to his mom and announces "when I grow up I'm going to be a musician"
Mom replies, "Make up your mind Johnny, you can't do both" |
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Did you hear about the out of work base player who tried robbing a bank?
He tied up the safe and blew the guard... |
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Tom - "My guitar is broken. I need a Repairman!"
Bob - "A Luthier?" Tom - "I don't care what religion he is as long as he can fix my guitar!"
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Not really musical but gets the crowd going:
If you drop a lawyer and a politician off the roof at the same time, which one hits the floor first? Who cares!!!
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I tell'em "Sorry. It's a pawn shop guitar. It only came with three chords".
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How can you tell if there's a drummer knocking at your door?
The knocking gets faster and faster. How can you tell if there's a lead singer knocking at your door? He doesn't know when to come in. |