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04-20-2015, 01:24 PM
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How does a guitar player became a millionaire???
He starts out with 2 million
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04-20-2015, 05:16 PM
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I spent a whole day composing a love song for my girlfriend.
Boy was my wife pissed.
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04-20-2015, 07:57 PM
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Two guitarists walk by a bar.......well, it could happen.
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04-20-2015, 08:37 PM
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07-28-2022, 01:12 PM
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"Why can’t Woody play his guitar? He doesn’t know where his Pixar."
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07-29-2022, 12:22 PM
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A selfish guy is living his last days…
He made his future widow to put his fortune in his coffin. A few week later, the widow say to her best friend : »You know, I kind of agreed and gave way to his last will : I did put a cheque in his coffin. »
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Needed some nylons, a wide range of acoustics and some weirdos to be happy...
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#72
07-29-2022, 12:39 PM
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A drummer finds his guitar solo and bassist fighting :
« What the hell is going on ?!» The bass player says pointing to the guitar player : « He put one of my strings out of tune ! » Since the drummer does not seem to understand, the bassist adds : « But he won’t tell which sting ! »
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#73
07-29-2022, 01:10 PM
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Seems Banjo jokes are ok here, so here's a couple not yet on this thread.
Q: What's the difference between a banjo and a trampoline? A: No one takes their shoes off to jump on a banjo A guy enters a bank with a banjo case. Moments later, he pulls a gun out of the banjo case and shouts, "everybody get down, this is a stick up" One of the customers looked at another and said, "phew.....for minute there I thought he had a banjo in that case!" OK, one more. Last night, my neighbor came bangin' on my door at 2:30am. 2:30am!!!!! Good thing for them that I hadn't gone to bed yet.......seeing as I was practicing my bag pipes and all......
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Our prime purpose in this life it to help others and if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them. -Dalai Lama
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07-29-2022, 02:26 PM
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What is the difference between a banjo and a harmonica?
A harmonica only sucks half the time!
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07-29-2022, 03:33 PM
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What does a banjo player use for contraception?
........ His personality!
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