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My dad said, "I don't care how nice the hand soap smells...You should never walk out of the restroom sniffing your finger."
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A guy I know in Kansas was telling me that it is so flat there that when his dog ran away from home he was able to watch him for three days.
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2002 Martin OM-18V 2012 Collings CJ Mh SS SB 2013 Taylor 516 Custom |
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Where did George Washington keep his armies?
Up his sleevies. (My wife's favorite joke) |
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I asked the librarian where to find the books about paranoia. She whispered "They're right behind you".
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Once upon a time there was a king who was 12 inches tall.
He was a terrible king but he made a great ruler. |
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I didn't want to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop. But when I got home, all the signs were there.
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Here some I have heard...and sometimes tell:
- I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along. - I ordered a chicken and an egg online. I'll let you know... - How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it. - Did you know corduroy pillows are in style? They're making headlines. - I was walking down the beach when I heard a swimmer yelling for help with a shark circling him. I just laughed....I knew that shark wasn't going to help him. - Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent. - I used to be a personal trainer. Then I gave my too weak notice |