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Old 02-21-2019, 02:16 PM
BFD BFD is offline
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Q: Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?
A: It saves time in the long run.

Q: What is another term for trombone?
A: A wind driven, manually operated, pitch approximator.

Q: What is the dynamic range of a bass trombone?
A: On or off.

Q: What's the difference between an opera singer and a pit bull?
A: Lipstick.

Q: Why are violist's fingers like lightning?
A: They rarely strike the same spot twice.

Tuba Player: "Did you hear my last recital?"
Friend: "I hope so."

Q: What do you call a Tubist correctly noticing the key signature?
A: Astute.
Q: What do you call a tubist actually playing the correct key signature?
A: Gifted.

Q: How does one trumpet player greet another?
A: "Hi. I'm better than you."

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Old 02-21-2019, 06:27 PM
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Q: What is the dynamic range of a bass trombone?
A: On or off.

I play Bass Trombone........This is hauntingly accurate!!!
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