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04-15-2019, 10:20 PM
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Did you hear about the new diet for guitar players?
It’s called the Chet Atkins. You just fingerpick at your food. Best, Jayne 
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#4
04-16-2019, 09:13 AM
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Old one
How do you stop a guitar player from playing?
Put some sheet music in front of him/her.
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04-16-2019, 11:13 AM
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Why are there more blues guitar players than piano players?
Ever try to hop a freight carrying a piano?
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04-16-2019, 11:25 AM
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How do you know there is a bass player at the front door ?
He doesn't know where the key is, and has no idea how to come in 
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#8
04-16-2019, 11:46 AM
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Have a look at these...
https://www.guitarhabits.com/20-hila...okes-and-more/ http://www.guitarsite.com/jokes.htm http://www.acousticfingerstyle.com/jokes.htm https://musiciantuts.com/guitar-jokes/ There are plenty more around the net. I could have cut and pasted some of these instead, but there is a lot of fun reading at these sites.  Tony
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#9
04-17-2019, 08:29 AM
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Did you hear about the guitar player that had to break a window in his van because the drummer locked himself in.
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