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What do you call the cool guy with no talent that hangs out with musicians? The drummer.
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What do you call a drummer who keeps repeating the same joke?

A concussionist.
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It's hard to check for pre-existing versions on this thread.

What's the difference between a rock musician and jazz musician?

Answer: A rock musician plays three chords to a thousand people; the jazz musician plays a thousand chords to three people.
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What's the difference between a rock musician and jazz musician?

Answer: A rock musician plays three chords to a thousand people; the jazz musician plays a thousand chords to three people.
At least the rock musician gets them in the right order.
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Old 07-12-2018, 10:29 AM
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When you're playing a long series of diminished chords, there IS no "right order," except maybe one that says, "Just stop!"

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What's the difference between a banjo and a harmonica?
A harmonica only sucks half the time.

A guitar player and banjo player are both on death row and co-incidentally are assigned the same execution date. The warden comes to the banjo player's cell and asks if he has a last request. The banjo player says "do you think you find find a banjo so I could play Foggy Mountain Breakdown one more time? The warden assures him they'll do that for him. Then the warden goes to the cell next door and asks the guitar player if he has a last request. The guitar player says "Yeah, shoot me first!"

What do you call a Bluegrass song without death, devastation or destruction?
An instrumental.
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Best Guitarist or Musician Jokes? Well, calling me the Best Guitarist or Musician would be a joke...

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Best Guitarist or Musician Jokes? Well, calling me the Best Guitarist or Musician would be a joke...

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You can't be considered a joke when you've played in the Albert Hall........

...... Or did you play with a bloke called Albert Hall? .....and was he full of holes?
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Sorry, I must have missed meeting Albert, holes or not.
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