Did you plan and practice the first song you play on that new custom commission?

[jt1]

Originally Posted by justonwo

Most of the time I just apologize to my new guitars for the mediocrity to which they are about to be exposed. After receiving their forgiveness, I just play the same old garbage.

Not falling for it. You, like me, always play the Mediocre Ditty the first time you pick up any guitar.

[justonwo]

Originally Posted by jt1

Not falling for it. You, like me, always play the Mediocre Ditty the first time you pick up any guitar.

As you know, I can't do the Mediocre Ditty. I can only play the ****ty Ditty.

[SprintBob]

Originally Posted by justonwo

As you know, I can't do the Mediocre Ditty. I can only play the ****ty Ditty.

That made me snort my morning coffee!

[justonwo]

Originally Posted by SprintBob

That made me snort my morning coffee!

Here's my John Thomas impression. Recorded with iPhone microphone for extra fidelity.

[jt1]

Originally Posted by justonwo

Here's my John Thomas impression. Recorded with iPhone microphone for extra fidelity.

Well played, my friend!