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Q: Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?
A: It saves time in the long run. Q: What is another term for trombone? A: A wind driven, manually operated, pitch approximator. Q: What is the dynamic range of a bass trombone? A: On or off. Q: What's the difference between an opera singer and a pit bull? A: Lipstick. Q: Why are violist's fingers like lightning? A: They rarely strike the same spot twice. Tuba Player: "Did you hear my last recital?" Friend: "I hope so." Q: What do you call a Tubist correctly noticing the key signature? A: Astute. Q: What do you call a tubist actually playing the correct key signature? A: Gifted. Q: How does one trumpet player greet another? A: "Hi. I'm better than you." |
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I play Bass Trombone........This is hauntingly accurate!!!
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