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Old 12-22-2018, 08:46 PM
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Default I play guitar so bad

My air guitar won't stay in tune.......

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Old 12-22-2018, 09:34 PM
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Ok, I got nothing. But regarding your air guitar, maybe you need a new set of strings...
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Old 12-22-2018, 09:42 PM
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Doesn't "bad" actually mean "good" these days, just as "sick" now means that something is really, really "good"? So, with that in mind...

I play guitar so bad, that thousands of people pay hundreds of dollars to see me play.

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Old 12-23-2018, 01:00 AM
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....that non-smokers go out for a cigarette when I start playing.
....that I get tips as soon as I go on break.
....that ASCAP and BMI refund the licensing fees to the bar owner after they hear me.
.....recording artists asked me to stop giving them credit when I cover their songs.
.....the crowd asks for the accordion bagpipe duo to get back on stage.
.....they pay me extra to cut my set short.
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Old 12-23-2018, 11:53 AM
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Ok, I got nothing. But regarding your air guitar, maybe you need a new set of strings...
Yes, he might want to try a set of Martin Retros, but I think they sound better on nitrogen air rather than oxygen air.

I'm so lame with barre chords--even after I had my air guitar setup by the best meteorologist in town. Anyone know what capo works best on an air guitar?

Another question: if I get a air guitar with a cutaway, will the reduction in body cavity size change the sound much?
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...my guitar doesn't gently weep, it sobs out loud!
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Old 12-23-2018, 12:38 PM
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.... badly....... and you don't.
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