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Things this old Boomer has learnt (join in)
Driving to the gym today, and later in the changing room, I observed these :
1. When looking for a place in a car park (parking lot) - seeing a woman approaching her car, does NOT mean that the place will be free any time soon! 2. If you are 30 or more years older than two guys talking in the changing room, you should not expect to understand anything they say to each other! What pearls of wisdom can you add!
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Silly Moustache, Just an old Limey acoustic guitarist, Dobrolist, mandolier and singer. I'm here to try to help and advise and I offer one to one lessons/meetings/mentoring via Zoom! |
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1. There is truly nothing new under the sun.
2. I sure was better looking when I was 18.
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Nothing bothers me unless I let it. Martin D18 Gibson J45 Gibson J15 Fender Copperburst Telecaster Squier CV 50 Stratocaster Squier CV 50 Telecaster |
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Food always looks better in the picture.
Food always tastes better before you eat it. |
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I've reached an age where I never miss an opportunity to pee, and never trust a fart - but try to exercise dignity in either circumstance.
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To borrow a line from Joe Bennett, the older I get the better I was.
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I'm almost 70 and have been telling my 32 year old son for quite some time that I knew more about women when I was his age than I do now. The older I get, the more I realize the things I neither know nor understand about the opposite gender. When you're in your 20s, you live in blissful ignorance and don't know what you don't know...
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Emerald X20 Emerald X20-12 Martin D18 Martin 000-15sm |
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Don’t eat the yellow snow.
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Be nice. |
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My dogs are living proof of this...
... but they also know that
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Martin 0-16NY Emerald Amicus Emerald X20 Cordoba Stage Some of my tunes: https://youtube.com/user/eatswodo |
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The older I get, the better I was...
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"Music is much too important to be left to professionals." |
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These are all great - keep 'em coming!
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Silly Moustache, Just an old Limey acoustic guitarist, Dobrolist, mandolier and singer. I'm here to try to help and advise and I offer one to one lessons/meetings/mentoring via Zoom! |
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Trying to flirt gradually becomes being creepy as you age.
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The cute girl who checks me in at the pool doesn’t think I’m hot - she’s smiling and friendly because I’m grandfather-ly.
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Things this old Boomer has learnt
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"Mistaking silence for weakness and contempt for fear is the final, fatal error of a fool" - Sicilian proverb (paraphrased) |
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Quote:
This: https://youtu.be/oVAwKg0oE0k |