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05-08-2022, 12:49 PM
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How many session guitarists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
10... 1 to screw the lightbulb and 9 others to say, "I could do that..." How many smarmy producers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (Puts arm around your shoulders and says) "I don't know - what do you think? The difference between a banjo and a trampoline? Well, you take your shoes OFF to jump on a trampoline... The difference between a banjo and a chainsaw? Well, the chain saw has a dynamic range... AND an off/on switch... Just a couple more to fuel the fire!
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05-08-2022, 12:56 PM
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05-17-2022, 05:12 AM
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05-17-2022, 01:16 PM
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“The guitar is a wonderful thing which is understood by few.” — Franz Schubert "Alexa, where's my stuff?" - Anxiously waiting...
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05-30-2022, 03:58 PM
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What do you call a hundred banjo players at the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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05-31-2022, 12:04 PM
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Q? How long does it take to tune a banjo?
A: No one knows.... (rim shot!) So, an Irish folksinger walks out of a bar.... Hey! It could happen...
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06-02-2022, 05:46 PM
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An accordion band finally lands a gig, and on New Years Eve no less. The venue owner likes them and ask if they are available to play on the next New Years Eve. The band’s manager replies, “Yes we are, do you mid if we leave our stuff here?”
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04-07-2023, 02:30 PM
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04-07-2023, 05:38 PM
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How do you know that the pizza delivery guy is a drummer?
The knocking at your door slows down and speeds up.
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04-07-2023, 06:26 PM
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Brucebubs 1972 - Takamine D-70 2014 - Alvarez ABT60 Baritone 2015 - Kittis RBJ-195 Jumbo 2012 - Dan Dubowski#61 2018 - Rickenbacker 4003 Fireglo 2020 - Gibson Custom Shop Historic 1957 SJ-200 2021 - Epiphone 'IBG' Hummingbird
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04-08-2023, 04:43 PM
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What’s the difference between a banjo and harmonica?
The harmonica only sucks on every other note.
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