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Old 12-06-2019, 07:05 PM
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Quiz: what is this quote from? No googling!
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Old 12-06-2019, 07:21 PM
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The Blues Brothers!
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Old 12-06-2019, 07:25 PM
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Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding! And what a fine film it is.
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Old 12-06-2019, 07:33 PM
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Hmmmm.... let's continue with another one. I was going to say "You can't Handle the Truth" or "Here's Johnny" but they're too easy.
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Old 12-06-2019, 07:35 PM
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That’s the fact, Jack!

it could also be

That’s a fact, Jack!
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Old 12-06-2019, 07:39 PM
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That’s the fact, Jack!
Stripes.
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That’s the fact, Jack!
Stripes! Bill Murray.
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Old 12-06-2019, 07:42 PM
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How about this:

Hey Whitey, where's your hat?
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Old 12-06-2019, 07:45 PM
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Yes, Stripes!

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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
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Stripes! Bill Murray.
Another classic. How about this one:

Dave's a killer! Dave's a mess!
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Old 12-06-2019, 07:48 PM
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Hey Whitey, where's your hat?
Caddyshack?

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Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Airplane!
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Old 12-06-2019, 07:52 PM
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Yes, Stripes!

How about this:

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?
Airplane! ...
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Old 12-06-2019, 07:52 PM
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"I was gonna make espresso!"
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Old 12-06-2019, 07:54 PM
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Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
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Old 12-06-2019, 07:54 PM
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Give me a Diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper. I'm in a hurry.

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