Things this old Boomer has learnt (join in)

[David MacNeill]

When people who are fairly fortunate in their material circumstances don’t find sufficient enjoyment to make life valuable to them, this is usually because they care for nobody but themselves. -John Stuart Mill

[David MacNeill]

Set your goals high, and don’t stop until you get a quarter of the way there. That, my friend, should land you a stable spot in middle management where you can coast until they force you out when your age makes you a ‘healthcare liability.’ -Jared Bilksi and Andrew Knott

[David MacNeill]

And how trivial the things we want so passionately are. -Marcus Aurelius

[Ozzy the dog]

Never put off doing something because you think you are too old - it's no good waiting until you get younger.

Something I drilled into my son is NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER leave the key in the lathe chuck.

[AX17609]

Most wise aphorisms were never uttered by the people to whom they are attributed.

[cmac]

"Don't trust things you read on the internet" -- Julius Caesar

[Silurian]

The answer is 42.

[Murphy Slaw]

If a hammer doesn't fix it, it's an electrical problem...

[RedJoker]

My dad (a boomer) also said "Don't force it, just get a bigger hammer."

[MikeBmusic]

'Enjoy every sandwich' (Warren Zevon)

[joe white]

I've come to realize that no matter the size of the object I drop, it will bounce or roll to the most difficult spot for me to reach.

[Slothead56]

The older I get the more I realize wearing tan or khaki pants in public is a bad idea. You know what I mean, right?

I think that’s what Paul Simon meant when he wrote “Hello darkness my old friend...”

[J Patrick]

...when all else fails...do something smart...

...life sucks...and then you don’t die....

[The Watchman]

Originally Posted by Slothead56

The older I get the more I realize wearing tan or khaki pants in public is a bad idea. You know what I mean, right?

Yes, sadly I do.

Never pick your nose in public without having a plan on what you're going to do with it.

[J Patrick]

Originally Posted by Slothead56

The older I get the more I realize wearing tan or khaki pants in public is a bad idea. You know what I mean, right?

I think that’s what Paul Simon meant when he wrote “Hello darkness my old friend...”

....ooohh...gross!!....lmao...