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Bepe Gambetta's banjo joke
Saw BG at a house concert last night, what a treat. Songs in four languages, flatpicker extraordinaire and he's a real entertainer to boot.
He shared a banjo joke I'd not heard ... How are a grenade and a banjo different? . . . . they're not, once you hear them it's too late.
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Oh, that's FUNNY!
Very good! - Glenn
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Beppe is a very funny fellow! He also shared this one recently:
"What do a banjo player and a murder have in common? Everyone is relieved when the case is closed."
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I’m stealing both of those!
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Did you hear about the bluegrass band that locked their keys in the car?
It took them 45 minutes to get the banjo player out. |
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Wow! Some good laughs today! These are all funny!
- Glenn
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Excellent banjo humor! I have to remember those two...
One of my favorites: The difference between a chain saw and a banjo? Well, one has a dynamic range and an off/on switch...
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The version I had heard was as follows:
Q: What do a banjo and a hand grenade have in common? A: They're both great for clearing out a room. |
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