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Old 08-21-2018, 02:51 AM
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Honey, just start the campfire with my 1939 D45 here.
I'll break it up for kindling.
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Old 08-21-2018, 03:38 AM
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This brings to mind a Billy Connolly quote. When describing the downside of his position in the band, he said: -
"You never hear them say She's *Lovin'* the Banjo player"
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Old 08-22-2018, 01:04 AM
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Old 08-22-2018, 09:22 AM
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"Which amp sounds better with my guitar - the Hiwatt or the Marshall?"

- and the corollary:

"Sorry, I didn't hear you, Doc - my ears have been ringing since the gig last Saturday..."
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Old 08-22-2018, 10:19 AM
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Old 08-22-2018, 11:12 AM
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Acoustic guitarist to parking lot attendant: "Please be careful when you park my Porsche."
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Old 08-22-2018, 06:46 PM
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Broker: WOW, you pulled in a lot of money this year. What do you do?

Investor: Why, I am an acoustic guitar player.

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Old 08-22-2018, 08:42 PM
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“If it’s too loud, you’re too old.”
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Old 08-22-2018, 09:07 PM
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"Someone bent my whammy bar and who unplugged my fuzz box?"
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Old 08-23-2018, 04:40 AM
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"After our bluegrass set, lets do some old 30's stuff, maybe "Stardust", "Rhapsody in Blue" and then finish off with "Nola"!

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Old 08-23-2018, 05:29 AM
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You want to take my Martin kayaking? ... Sure!
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Old 08-23-2018, 06:26 AM
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Can you please turn up the electric guitar and drums in the house, please! It'll really bring out the sound of my acoustic!!
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Old 08-23-2018, 12:04 PM
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You want to take my Martin kayaking? ... Sure!
Guitar and canoe? I hear a banjo in my head?
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Old 08-23-2018, 01:05 PM
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This is the last guitar I will ever buy.
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Old 08-23-2018, 01:24 PM
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This is the last guitar I will ever buy.
I just said that a few weeks ago and now I'm wanting a GS Mini!
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