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Old 02-13-2019, 12:36 PM
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Underwear is only good for 4 days:
Day 1. Wear normally.
Day 2. Turn back to front.
Day 3. Turn inside out.
Day 4. Turn back to front.
Wait a minute. Underwear has a back and a front??
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Old 02-13-2019, 12:40 PM
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I only know about half of the words to most songs, so I guess half a guitar would do...
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Old 02-13-2019, 12:42 PM
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Anything more is a just a luxury...
So what's wrong with a little luxury? Some might say having any guitar is a luxury.
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Old 02-13-2019, 12:43 PM
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Anything more is a just a luxury...
OK, Mom.


That pesky second guitar that I keep in case I have to perform and the first one goes wonky somehow...I guess I won't need that anymore.
Thanks for the advice.
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Old 02-13-2019, 12:44 PM
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1 bourbon
1 scotch
1 beer
1 guitar
1 mandolin
1 bass.
everything in moderation.
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Old 02-13-2019, 12:56 PM
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You NEED oxygen, water, food and shelter. ANYTHING else is a luxury.
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Old 02-13-2019, 01:01 PM
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[QUOTE=musicman1951;5978640]Underwear is only good for 4 days:
Day 1. Wear normally.
Day 2. Turn back to front.
Day 3. Turn inside out.
Day 4. Turn back to front.[QUOTE]

If your underwear fits when you turn it back to front you either buy funny looking underwear or you have a funny looking body!
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Old 02-13-2019, 01:03 PM
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Anything more is a just a luxury...
BAN
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Old 02-13-2019, 01:12 PM
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Nothing exceeds like excess...
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Old 02-13-2019, 01:23 PM
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All you need is love, Love is all you need..........according to the Beatles
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Old 02-13-2019, 01:29 PM
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One guitar? Let us rememorize our Q&A:

Question: How many guitars do you need?
Answer: Just one more.
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Old 02-13-2019, 01:48 PM
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Don't really NEED one at all - you won't die without it. You only NEED what keeps you alive - anything else is either a tool to make a living or a luxury.
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Old 02-13-2019, 01:59 PM
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Don't really NEED one at all - you won't die without it. You only NEED what keeps you alive - anything else is either a tool to make a living or a luxury.
I would die, at least on the inside, without at least one guitar...
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Old 02-13-2019, 02:00 PM
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If only play one kind of music, yes one guitar will do.

But nothing can do what a good dread does. Or a good arch top.

Etc.
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Old 02-13-2019, 02:05 PM
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I need two.

One to do violence on the person who started this.

The other one to play afterwards.
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