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The official Old Guy bumper sticker thread...
Within forum rules, what bumper sticker would you like to have on the back of your vehicle?
Here's mine: Yes, I really am going to drive this slow all the way there.
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Barry Sad Moments {Marianne Vedral cover}: My SoundCloud page Some steel strings, some nylon. |
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If you can keep up there's an idiot in front of me.
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Waterloo WL-S, K & K mini Waterloo WL-S Deluxe, K & K mini Iris OG, 12 fret, slot head, K & K mini Follow The Yellow Brick Road |
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Hang up and drive!
Last edited by Tico; 06-26-2020 at 07:45 PM. |
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You're in a car, not a phone booth!
... but then kids today don't know what a phone booth is. |
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My blinker’s been flashing for the last 10 miles For A Reason!
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Be nice. |
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What if the hokey pokey IS what it’s all about
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Flammang RS35, Flammang el35, SC 000 12 Fret ss, SC H13, SC PJ, Rockbridge 00, Eastman 810ce, Recording King RPH 03, Martin LX (on loan), Martin 0018vs (given to Godson), Lowden F388c (traded), SC OM (traded), Martin OM28v (traded), Martin 00017s (sold), Bourgeois Martin Simpson Slope D 12 fret (sold), Larrivee Parlor (traded), Larrivee L05MT (sold), Gibson LG1 (sold), Seagull Folk (traded) |
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Condoms Prevent Minivans
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I ♠ my cat
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Needs no verbiage, but forum requires posts to have writing... |
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OMG, can't believe I'm the first to post:
GET OFF MY LAWN! |
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You forgot to start with, "YOU KIDS ... "
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I can't sat that I see bumper stickers on cars much, but a common one on the back of trader's vans is:
"NO TOOLS LEFT IN THIS VEHICLE OVERNIGHT" but there are the following variations: 1. No pies left in the vehicle overnight. 2. No Jaffa Cakes left in the vehicle overnight (Jaffa Cakes are soft biscuits with marmalade under a chocolate coating and totally irresistible. Note - plumbers/builders vans can always be identified by junk food wrappers on the sill -uniformly filthy. and, I think the funniest: "the only tool left in this van is my apprentice!
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Silly Moustache, Just an old Limey acoustic guitarist, Dobrolist, mandolier and singer. I'm here to try to help and advise and I offer one to one lessons/meetings/mentoring via Zoom! |
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I MAY BE OLD BUT I GOT TO SEE ALL OF THE GOOD BANDS!
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"It's just honest human stuff that hadn't been near a dang metronome in its life" - Benmont Tench |
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The closer you get to my bumper the slower I drive.
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It won’t always be like this. |