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Old 06-26-2020, 07:19 PM
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Default The official Old Guy bumper sticker thread...

Within forum rules, what bumper sticker would you like to have on the back of your vehicle?

Here's mine:

Yes, I really am going to drive this slow all the way there.


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Old 06-26-2020, 07:22 PM
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OMG, can't believe I'm the first to post:

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You forgot to start with, "YOU KIDS ... "
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For the motorcyclist - this should be on the back of your jacket

IF YOU CAN READ THIS
MY WIFE FELL OFF
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I can't sat that I see bumper stickers on cars much, but a common one on the back of trader's vans is:

"NO TOOLS LEFT IN THIS VEHICLE OVERNIGHT"

but there are the following variations:

1. No pies left in the vehicle overnight.

2. No Jaffa Cakes left in the vehicle overnight (Jaffa Cakes are soft biscuits with marmalade under a chocolate coating and totally irresistible.

Note - plumbers/builders vans can always be identified by junk food wrappers on the sill -uniformly filthy.

and, I think the funniest: "the only tool left in this van is my apprentice!
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The closer you get to my bumper the slower I drive.
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