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04-05-2024, 05:04 PM
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More Dad Jokes
Funeral.
Widow in a corner dabbing her eyes with a handkerchief. One of the mourners comes up to her and in a hushed voice asks "May I say a word?" "Yes, of course. Please do." Mourner says "Bargain." "Thank you! That . . . that means a great deal."
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stai scherzando? 
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04-05-2024, 09:09 PM
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#3
04-06-2024, 02:10 AM
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Dad jokes isn't really a familiar concept to me ... but I think this might qualify:
Germany is now advising people to stock up on cheese and sausages. This is called the Wurst Käse scenario.
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Breedlove, Landola, a couple of electrics, and a guitar-shaped-object
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#4
04-06-2024, 03:58 AM
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Silly Moustache, Just an old Limey acoustic guitarist, Dobrolist, mandolier and singer. I'm here to try to help and advise and I offer one to one lessons/meetings/mentoring via Zoom!
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#5
04-07-2024, 09:08 AM
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What's Irish and stays out all night?...... Patio Furniture
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04-07-2024, 09:20 AM
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What'd the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor?
Where's my tractor? That wasnt' a regular a Dad joke, it was a FIL joke...
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{ o}===::: Craig ________________________ 2003 Gibson J45 2021 Furch Yellow Gc-CR MC FOR SALE 2023 Hatcher Greta
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04-08-2024, 02:20 AM
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Guy walks up to a bar with a newt on his shoulder.
Barman says: 'Is that a newt on your shoulder?' Guy: 'Yes, I call him Tiny' Barman: 'Do you call him Tiny because he's so small?' Guy: 'No, I call him Tiny because he's my newt'
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