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Well, it looks like one of those desiderata days..... MY OVATIONS Spruce: Patriot #76, 1768-7LTD, 1122, 6774, 1779 USA, 1657-Adi Redwood: 2001-X, 1537-X, 1713-X, FD14-X, Dan Savage 5743-X Koa: 2078LXF, 1768-X, 1997-X 12-string: 1755, 1615-X Walnut Exotic tops: 1768-XWF (Bubinga), 1987-M (Mahogany), Adamas 1681-X (Q. Maple) Others: MM-68-7LTD Mandolin, MM-868-X Mandocello |
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Current offerings: Wood. 2015 Martin D-18 E-Retro Stamped "Made in USA" 2014 Martin GPCPA4-Natural Stamped "Made in USA" Fishman Loudbox Artist Amp. 120 Watts |
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What's the difference between your nose and your guitar?
You don't have to wash your hands after you pick your guitar!
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They're easy to find online. Got mine form Cafe Press. The first place I wore it was to choir practice. Every guitarist laughed. Every vocalist wondered "What's so funny?"
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Well, it looks like one of those desiderata days..... MY OVATIONS Spruce: Patriot #76, 1768-7LTD, 1122, 6774, 1779 USA, 1657-Adi Redwood: 2001-X, 1537-X, 1713-X, FD14-X, Dan Savage 5743-X Koa: 2078LXF, 1768-X, 1997-X 12-string: 1755, 1615-X Walnut Exotic tops: 1768-XWF (Bubinga), 1987-M (Mahogany), Adamas 1681-X (Q. Maple) Others: MM-68-7LTD Mandolin, MM-868-X Mandocello |
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Guitar joke of the day ?
Me and my playing.
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12 Fret Tinker Dread 12 Fret EJ Henderson Dread 12 Fret Hotrod Tricone 13 Fret Charis SJ Martin D-41 Halcyon 12 Fret 000 A&L Ami McIlroy A30c Taylor 610 LTD Martin DCPA1 Seagull Original Gretsch White Falcon Epi LP 60's Tribute Plus (Ebony) Epi LP 60's Tribute Plus (HC Burst) Epi Swingster Royale Gibson LP Trad Pro II Godin Exit 22 |
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New Diet for Guitar Players...
It's called the Chet Atkins - you just kind of fingerpick at your food.
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What do you do when your bassist falls in the swimming pool...............
Throw him his amp. Dan |
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That comment rates TWO OOOOOOOH's
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Q: What's the difference between a guitar player and a certificate of deposit?
A: The CD will eventually mature and make money. |
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Hi guys ! What happens when you sing a country and western song backwards ??
You get your wife, house and dog back !!
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AND you get out of jail!
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What's the difference between a guitar player and a large pizza?
The pizza can feed a family of four. Cary |
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(Music Major joke)
Why did Bach have so many children? Because his organ didn't have enough stops.
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A british Classical orchestra joke - but you can convert this any wqay you like, and remember fast food in the Uk was and is still largely fish and chips, not burgers.
A musician walks into a shop and goes to the counter and says, "two cod and chips please". The chap behind the counter looks at her (ok it could be a he) and says - "You are a viola player aren't you!" She (he) says - "Oh - how did you know?" Chap says , this is a furniture shop". I understand that in classical circles they joke about viola players like rockbands joke about drummers, and bluegrassers joke about banjo players. ......the only difference is that banjo players really are weird! Moral: - "everybody needs somebody that they can pick on". |
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Shut this thread down...they won't get better than this!
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