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Old 04-10-2015, 05:16 AM
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What is God's favorite guitar chord?

Gsus.
I have this shirt....

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Old 04-10-2015, 05:23 AM
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I have this shirt....

A must have' where did you buy it?
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Old 04-10-2015, 05:27 AM
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What's the difference between your nose and your guitar?









You don't have to wash your hands after you pick your guitar!
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Old 04-10-2015, 07:54 AM
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A must have' where did you buy it?
They're easy to find online. Got mine form Cafe Press. The first place I wore it was to choir practice. Every guitarist laughed. Every vocalist wondered "What's so funny?"
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Old 04-10-2015, 08:19 AM
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Default Guitar joke of the day ?

Me and my playing.
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Old 04-10-2015, 08:22 AM
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Default New Diet for Guitar Players...

It's called the Chet Atkins - you just kind of fingerpick at your food.

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Old 04-10-2015, 10:32 AM
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What do you do when your bassist falls in the swimming pool...............




Throw him his amp.

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Old 04-10-2015, 06:32 PM
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at least she didn't kill him with his axe ,

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That comment rates TWO OOOOOOOH's
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Old 04-10-2015, 07:29 PM
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Q: What's the difference between a guitar player and a certificate of deposit?

A: The CD will eventually mature and make money.
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Hi guys ! What happens when you sing a country and western song backwards ??

You get your wife, house and dog back !!
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Old 04-10-2015, 11:40 PM
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Hi guys ! What happens when you sing a country and western song backwards ??

You get your wife, house and dog back !!
AND you get out of jail!
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Old 04-11-2015, 06:45 AM
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What's the difference between a guitar player and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

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Old 04-11-2015, 07:14 AM
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(Music Major joke)

Why did Bach have so many children?

Because his organ didn't have enough stops.
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Old 04-11-2015, 07:38 AM
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A british Classical orchestra joke - but you can convert this any wqay you like, and remember fast food in the Uk was and is still largely fish and chips, not burgers.

A musician walks into a shop and goes to the counter and says, "two cod and chips please".

The chap behind the counter looks at her (ok it could be a he) and says - "You are a viola player aren't you!"

She (he) says - "Oh - how did you know?"

Chap says , this is a furniture shop".

I understand that in classical circles they joke about viola players like rockbands joke about drummers, and bluegrassers joke about banjo players.

......the only difference is that banjo players really are weird!

Moral: - "everybody needs somebody that they can pick on".
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Old 04-12-2015, 09:40 PM
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Q: What's the difference between a guitar player and a certificate of deposit?

A: The CD will eventually mature and make money.
Shut this thread down...they won't get better than this!
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