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Old 07-29-2022, 05:56 PM
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A banjo player needed to make a stop at the grocery store after bluegrass jam. He locked everything up with the banjo in the backseat.

As he came back outside, groceries in hand, he was dismayed to see his rear window shattered. Warily approaching his car thinking he would find his banjo stolen....he was utterly shocked to find 2 of them!
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Old 07-29-2022, 07:28 PM
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How long does it take to tune a 12-string guitar?

Nobody knows.
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A banjo player told me that one.
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Old 07-30-2022, 12:38 PM
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A piper told me this definition of "perfect pitch":

When you throw the banjo into the dumpster, and it bounces off the accordion... and lands squarely on the bagpipes!!!
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Old 07-30-2022, 04:49 PM
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Nothing wrong with bagpipes.
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What do a guitar and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.
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How does a drummer know when his drum kit is level? He drools out the middle of his mouth.
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Old 08-14-2022, 01:16 AM
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A self playing guitar robot !!
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