Make up an imaginary stupid AGF question...

[rokdog49]

My fretboard is pretty grungy. I'm thinking of masking everything off and using my portable sandblaster to clean it. Should I remove the frets or just leave them in place?

[Ed66]

I really like these headstock tuners I see but I'm cheap; would it be a problem to c-clamp a tuning fork to my headstock?

[Larry Mal]

"Did you guys know that some people on the internet say that Gibson has a lot of quality control issues, so that it must be true?"

[jjrpilot]

"WHAT IS TONE?"

[Arthur Slowhand]

Originally Posted by Quake17

I want to learn to play Air Guitar. What type of air is best?

[Lkristians]

If a Taylor fell in a forest, would it sound as good as a Martin?

[darfaz]

This is fun.

I play mostly fingerstyle. Which would you recommend, a Taylor 814ce, a Taylor 814e, or a Taylor 814c? I have no chance of playing before buying.

[tbeltrans]

Can I get TAB for that tune?

Tony

[MThomson]

What's the best pick under $3 to use on my $8000 guitar?

[Mbroady]

I’m giving away all my guitars for free. Who wants them.

[Mycroft]

Does this guitar make my butt look big?

[UncleJesse]

Originally Posted by MThomson

What's the best pick under $3 to use on my $8000 guitar?

Ha! "$25 for ONE PICK??!?!? No thanks I'll use pieces of an old credit card on this custom brazillian rosewood guitar I traded my car for"

[Gordon Currie]

Some hilarious 'questions' posted, although the vast majority are not imaginary at all, but somewhat common.

I think the old saying 'there are no stupid questions' could be modified. There certainly are many nonsensical or lazy questions that get asked in online fora that few would ever have the courage to ask in real life.

[BrunoBlack]

What Humidity should I keep my guitar at if I’m looking for a “Dry” sound?

[Yrksman]

Originally Posted by MThomson

What's the best pick under $3 to use on my $8000 guitar?

I use Elixir strings on my $20,000 guitar because they last longer.