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Added To An Old Ditty...
I remembered the first verse of this from my dad always singing it when I was a child in 1958. I thought it was something he made up. After the first time I performed this, an old guy said he thought he'd heard it before. I thought that couldn't be right because I had just written it the day before! Sure enough, when I googled the first line I learned the first verse is an old ditty that's been around forever, but just the first verse. I don't know if I'll rewrite a different verse there or just hope that one is in public domain now. Anyway, I added to it substantially and made it a fun, if somewhat nauseating, very bouncy song to play at my weekly jam.
Grandma's in the cellar Oh my God can't ya smell her Cookin' pancakes on an old rusty stove And the matter in her eyes Keeps drippin' in the batter and The snot keeps runnin' down her nose Grampa's in the kitchen He just got back from fishin' Now there's fish guts all over the floor Lickin' worm goo off his fingers The smell of 'em lingers as he slips And bangs his head on the door Grandma comes a runnin' Grampa's up and cussin' She plants a big wet one on his cheek Their odors are outrageous but Their motors git to runnin' They go skinny dippin' in the creek They get spotted that day The guy couldn't look away His first thought was to call the law Cop says what did you see He says believe me It'll only serve to make your skin crawl They was splishin' and a splashin' Skinny old butts flashin' Then they stood & hugged for all to see They was all over each other Believe me brother It's a bonafide case of public indecency The cop gave him a ticket There was laughter from a thicket He says officer I just don't understand Cop said I'll explain it to you This I have to do You're trespassing on my grandparents land |