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Old 03-28-2020, 12:30 PM
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Default Social distancing pickup lines...

If Covid-19 doesn't take you out....Can I?

Is that hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to be within 6 feet of me?

Since all the public libraries are closed, I'm checking you out instead.

You can't spell virus without U and I.

Baby, do you need toilet paper? Because I can be your Prince Charmin.

I saw you from across the bar. Stay there.

Without you my life is as empty as a super market shelf.

Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?

You can't spell quarantine without "U R A Q T".

No, I really can't stay.

Baby it's Covid-19 outside.

KEEP YOUR SOCIAL DISTANCE AND KEEP WILDLIFE WILD
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Old 03-28-2020, 12:59 PM
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Thanks for posting. LOL. We must be turning the corner into the new normal.
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Old 03-28-2020, 01:09 PM
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I'm not going to try to top those. If you wrote them all - brilliant.
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Old 03-28-2020, 01:11 PM
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Thanks for posting. LOL. We must be turning the corner into the new normal.
Unfortunately that corner is in our rear view mirror...
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Old 03-28-2020, 01:39 PM
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Funny stuff!
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Hey Babe! Can I ship you a drink?
LOL!!! A lot of good ones there! LOL!
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Lol. Great stuff
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Excellent!
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Nice work...
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