AGF joke . . . - Page 2

leew3 · #16 04-30-2019, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by YamahaGuy

Well, the first seven don't get counted in that scenario, then you have to exclude the bass(es) and the electric(s) and the 12-string.

Exactly. and the two mandolins, and the other 12 string. The cigar box guitar doesn't really count, and the dulcimer too

XYRN · #17 04-30-2019, 08:52 PM

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Originally Posted by richpjr

11 matches the max volume on an amp, so that is perfect symmetry.

Nu-uh, the controls on the Fender Blues Junior go to 12.

Dru Edwards · #18 05-01-2019, 04:38 AM

That's why I don't set guitar policies - worse than a New Year's resolution.

Tenzin · #19 05-01-2019, 05:10 AM

Years ago that was how I'd drink. I had a strict two drink maximum…First drink, second drink, second-second drink, third-second drink… It was a good thing I commuted by rail.

00Buck · #20 05-01-2019, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by XYRN

Nu-uh, the controls on the Fender Blues Junior go to 12.

That's why it's surprising loud.

LadysSolo · #21 05-01-2019, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by mr. beaumont

That's a good one...

I always like (not sure where I read it first) "When I die, please don't let my my wife sell my guitars...for what I told her I paid for them!"

Or my husband! (And unfortunately, if I die first, he'll find out how many I actually have -I rotate in and out of the closet in the spare room that I am usually the only person who goes in.) oops!

Ozzy the dog · #22 05-01-2019, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by bufflehead

Just like the guy who only lists six guitars under his signature, but then posts a photo of his music room with two dozen guitars on the wall.

I think the reality is that smart women don't marry guitarists. Just ask my wife.

Is this a dig at your wife... or your guitar playing ability?

patchmcg · #23 05-01-2019, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Lesbark Wagmore

AGF Member: I have a strict one-in-one-out policy, and a limit of only three guitars at any one time.

Friend: So you have three guitars?

AGF member: No, fourteen.

FINALLY! A practical application of Common Core!

mdhttr · #24 05-02-2019, 08:47 AM

Three keepers and eleven that are "for sale." They may or may not be listed on any site and may have a price completely unrelated to their value. The one-in-one-out policy only applies when a too-good-to-pass-up-deal comes along and causes a sudden re-evaluation of the least favorite guitar of the eleven.