Dave Grohl will deliver toilet paper to every American household

[robj144]

https://www.kerrang.com/the-news/da....can-household/

"A recurring theme of the COVID-19 quarantine has been toilet paper, with stores worldwide suffering shortages of papers goods as individuals hoard them in fear of an apocalyptic scenario. Now, Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl has decided to do his part, announcing this morning that he intends to deliver toilet paper to every single American household.

The news came on the heels of the band rescheduling their April/May van tour to this October. According to Dave, the band had already paid a non-refundable deposit on the van in question, and, since they were stuck with the vehicle, only one sensible recourse came to mind.

“I figured, as long as we got old Doris here, we’d use her,” said Dave, slapping the side of the van in question at a press conference held at the Wawa off Main Street in Stroudsburg, Pennsylvania. The singer then yanked open the side door of the van dramatically, revealing that its back compartment was filled to the ceiling with rolls of toilet paper."

Cool... I'll be waiting for Dave. Sorry rest of the world.

Well if he''s doing it in person in a van I figure it should take him about 15 years to wrap that up...

[robj144]

Originally Posted by J-Doug

Well if he''s doing it in person in a van I figure it should take him about 15 years to wrap that up...

Maybe, but let's see.

[6 Strings MI]

Nice idea, but a nightmare to execute. I'll be surprised if he shows up at my house.

[CoffeeFan]

Link doesn't work...

[Dirk Hofman]

I'm guessing the publish date on that article (now a 404) was April 1.

[6 Strings MI]

Good catch!