Fun Guitar Joke

[Rwpierce]

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks her "first offender". She answers "no first a gibson then a fender".

[FoxHound4690]

Hehe nice. A couple of good I came across a while back....

What’s the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Two jazz guitarists meet in a bar, and one says, “Yeah man, I bought your last album, it was awesome!” to which the other replies, “Oh so that was you!”.

The fact that there’s a Highway To Hell but only a Stairway To Heaven says a lot about anticipated traffic numbers.

[mercy]

Thanks for a monday funny, "Highway to Hell"

[Jim Owen]

Q: How do you get the guitarist off your front porch?

A: Pay for the pizza.

[tbeltrans]

Originally Posted by Rwpierce

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks her "first offender". She answers "no first a gibson then a fender".

I read this one to my wife and she laughed. My response: Uh Oh! She understood it.

Tony

[Earl49]

How can you tell if the stage is level? The bass player drools out of both sides of his mouth. This is usually told as a banjo joke, but works for almost any instrument.

[tinnitus]

Sorry, no guitarist jokes here, but I had a drum machine so realistic it tried to sleep with my girlfriend.

[Dirk Hofman]

Originally Posted by Rwpierce

A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. The judge asks her "first offender". She answers "no first a gibson then a fender".

That's pretty good. Made me chuckle.

[CoffeeFan]

What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and metal guitarist?

The jazz guitarist plays 10,000 chords in front of five people. The metal guitarist plays five chords in front of 10,000 people...

[CoffeeFan]

How can you tell when it's a drummer knocking on your door?

The knocking gets faster.


How can you tell when it's a drummer knocking on your door?

The knocking gets slower.

[leew3]

a teenager says to a parent "when I grow up I want to be a guitarist" the parent says "you have to choose one or the other"

[Ozzy the dog]

How do you know if there's a lead guitarist at your door? - He can't find the key and doesn't know when to come in.

[jklotz]

True story as told by Merle Travis - Record scout with a competing label met with a then unknown Chet Atkins and said they were looking for an artist that could compete with the success that Merle was having at the time. Chet said he could do it, no problem. Then the scout asked if he could sing, to which he replied "Nope. Can't sing a note". The scout replied "well, that's a shame. We were hoping you could could sing like merle", to which he replied "oh, well yea, I can sing like that".

[jklotz]

How do you get a guitar player to turn down? Put a chart in front of him.