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08-08-2022, 07:58 AM
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Dad: "What are you doing?"
Son: "Nothing" Dad: "How will you know when you're done?" 
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08-08-2022, 08:22 AM
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"Do you wanna box for your leftovers?" "No, but I'll wrestle you for them."
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08-08-2022, 08:26 AM
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay - they'd be bay gulls.
What's the difference between a fly and a bird. A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
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08-08-2022, 08:49 AM
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When does a bad joke become a Dad joke?
When it becomes apparent.
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08-08-2022, 09:33 AM
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To whoever stole my antidepressants...
I hope you're happy.
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#38
08-08-2022, 09:55 AM
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Dad and son sitting around the campfire telling stories...son looks down says, "Look dad, a horse shoe in the fire."
Dad reaches down and grabs it much to his son's surprise--and promptly drops the horse shoe on the ground. Son asks, "Dad, did it burn your hand?" Dad promptly replies while trying not to wince, "Of course not son, it just doesn't take long to look at a hot horse shoe.:
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08-08-2022, 12:06 PM
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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam!
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08-08-2022, 05:26 PM
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ewalling, You forgot the second part of the joke.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the herd of elephants coming? Here comes a herd of elephants What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants coming with sunglasses on? Nothing, he didn't recognize them
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08-08-2022, 05:43 PM
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Young son: Dad, when I grow up I want to be a guitar player.
Dad: Sorry son, you can't do both. Tony
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08-09-2022, 06:36 AM
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Once upon a time, there was a land called Tridland.
The "Trids" had to cross a river to go to work everyday, and there was a mean old troll who would come out from under the bridge and kick them. Every day. He would sometimes even kick them off the bridge into the river. After many years of abuse, the Trids decided to call in a Rabbi and bring him along one morning, to have a talk with the troll and try to reach an arrangement. When they got to the bridge, the troll came out kicking everyone except the rabbi. The rabbi confronted the troll saying "If you're going to kick them, you must kick me, too." The troll responded. "Silly Rabbi, kicks are for Trids."
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