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Old 10-16-2021, 07:57 AM
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... from Steven Wright: "I haven't had to shovel a driveway once this winter -- since I bought the flamethrower."
But now he doesn't have anywhere to store it in the summer 'cause he burned down the garage.
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Old 10-16-2021, 09:12 AM
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But now he doesn't have anywhere to store it in the summer 'cause he burned down the garage.
Well, there's that. Hah!

If you haven't listened to much Steven Wright, he's truly hilarious.

Here are a few of my faves:

"I bought some batteries, but they weren't included."
"I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add."
"I saw a sign on a restaurant that said, BREAKFAST ANYTIME." So I went in and ordered French toast during the Renaissance."
"Whenever there's a house fire, the only thing left standing is the fireplace. That kills me."
"There's very little difference between fishing and standing on the short looking like an idiot."
"I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, 'Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?' 'Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long.'"
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Old 10-16-2021, 09:55 AM
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I'd get the snow blower. Lowes is selling a brand that is much easier to turn than a Craftsman blower of the same size. By me though a decent blower is about $1,300 (24", electric start). For $1,700 you can get the heated handles and 30" wide. They have headlights too.
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