A pitiful plea from a pitiless scofflaw. Ladies and gentlemen of the Moderator staff, this guitaristocracy must be brought to an end! 8th Amendment protections only apply to those who " . . . use guitar pics of exceedingly rare guitars with restraint and moderation, particularly when such pics may present an undue emotional burden on those viewing them . . . "
JT is neither restrained nor moderate in his use of Walker photos, and I think the undue emotional burden is self-evident. Flamed maple and black lacquer, in particular, are known to incite extreme emotional responses, the consequences of which are well known to those already crippled by the effects of GAS.
JT cannot, therefore, plead the 8th and his Walkers should be remanded to my custody with all due haste.
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