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Originally Posted by EvanB
Braindead;
If I understand you correctly, when you despair (and we all despair sometime) you go for daddy's special brew. As you are still with us, I presume the brew works pretty good. Maybe you should be putting some of that stuff on the market--the world could use it.
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It's a flip of a coin whether or not you would survive long enough for a second sip. In either case, you would no longer be depressed.
Daddy had another recipe we called the Purple Jesus. Dad mixed Spirytus Rektyfikowany vodka and prune juice. One swallow = your face turned purple, you screamed Jesus and you dumped in your bloomers. Dad always denied it but I thought he offered it as a joke.