I was at an event with a live band recently, they sounded really good. Acoustic guitar, bass, drums, and an electric guitarist/fiddle player.
During one of the breaks, I saw the acoustic guitarist and said, "You've got a great acoustic tone, are you using anything special?"
He said, "Yeah--I'm using a chorus pedal. That and I'm using an expensive guitar. It's a $1,500 guitar instead of the $300 guitars I used to use. I'm a professional working musician, and professional working musicians only have one guitar, not like all those guys who have a room full of guitars and never play any gigs."
He looks and me and says, "You've probably got five guitars at home, don't you?"
"Well, just four actually..."
"That's what I figured" he added as he walked off.
Nice meeting you, too.