[Ozzy the dog]

Originally Posted by trion12

This guy has always wanted to meet and have a conversation with some really intelligent people so he finds out where the local Mensa club is and when they meet and goes to the local bar around the corner from their club after their meeting ends thinking that some of these incredibly bright people will probably be there having a drink after their meeting is finished.

So he walks up to the first person at the bar and asks, what's your IQ? The guy at the bar replies very confidently, its 150. He then asks him, do you think that we will ever come up with a unified theory which can accommodate both relativity and quantum mechanics?
Well, they get into a deep discussion about theoretical physics and have a really greet conversation about the universe, philosophy and all matter of related subjects. After a while the guy at the bar says: Nice talking to you but I need to get home.

So, our friend walks up to the next guy at the bar and asks him, what's your IQ? The guy at the bar replies in a relaxed manner, its 140.
He then asks him, what do you think about the role of neo-liberal economics with regard the the current wave of populism which seems to be spreading in the Western world?
So they get into a deep discussion of modern geo-politics and the implications for the future and after a whole the guy at the bar says, hey it's been great talking to you but I have to run.

He then asks the next guy at the bar, whats your IQ, to which the guy replies around 100. "So who do you think will win the NBA this year" he asks him? So they get into a discussion about basketball, baseball and all variety of sports after which the guy at the bar has to leave.

So our friend walks up the last person at the bar sitting by himself and asks him, what's your IQ? The guy at the bar replies in a mumbling voice without making eye contact, I dunno, maybe 60 maybe 70, to which our friend then asks: so what kind of strings do you use?

I didn't understand this one... I'll get me guitar...