Ok, ok, we didn’t mean to start a brawl.
The only solution I can see now is to build several necks for this guitar, and the owner can choose his/her favorite. They would need to be easily replaceable, and then could be used depending on mood? Or even wardrobe?
I do like the neck nemoman posted, in that the headstock looks to be floating off in a disembodied way. Almost.
Keep the ideas coming, and thanks again,
Steve