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Old 04-29-2017, 09:42 PM
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a savings bond?
Eventually, a savings bond will mature and earn money.

What's the first thing a guitarist says when he knocks on your door?
Pizza!

What do you call a successful guitarist?
A guy whose wife has two jobs.

What's the difference between a lead guitarist and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.

How long does it take to tune a 12-string guitar?
Nobody knows.
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