Q: Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?
A: It saves time in the long run.
Q: What is another term for trombone?
A: A wind driven, manually operated, pitch approximator.
Q: What is the dynamic range of a bass trombone?
A: On or off.
Q: What's the difference between an opera singer and a pit bull?
A: Lipstick.
Q: Why are violist's fingers like lightning?
A: They rarely strike the same spot twice.
Tuba Player: "Did you hear my last recital?"
Friend: "I hope so."
Q: What do you call a Tubist correctly noticing the key signature?
A: Astute.
Q: What do you call a tubist actually playing the correct key signature?
A: Gifted.
Q: How does one trumpet player greet another?
A: "Hi. I'm better than you."
