[PHJim]

Q - What's the difference between a puppy and a singer/songwriter?
A - The puppy eventually quits whining.

Q - How many folkies does it take to change a lightbulb?
A - 6, One to put in the new bulb and 5 to complain about it being electric.

A man holding a large bag tries to enter an Irish pub, but is stopped by the Publican, who says, "Stop right there mate and tell me what you have in that bag."
The man tells him it's 40 pounds of plastic explosives.
The publican says, "All right, go on in. I thought it might have been a bodhran."

Two record executives enter a studio where a 60 piece orchestra is recording a take. One says to the other, "Man, I bet that put two or three synth players outa work."

Q - How do you make a violin sound like a viola?
A - Stand in the back and don't play very well.

Here's an old one, but I don't think I've seen it here yet.

Q - If you drop a banjo and a set of bagpipes from an airplane travelling at 20,000 metres, which one hits the ground first?
A - Who cares?

I recall a cartoon in the Banjo Newsletter showing an obviously tipsy man with a party hat and a martini in his hand at the door. A guy with a banjo around his neck has just answered the door and the tipsy caller says, "Do you mind? We're trying to have a party downstairs."