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Old 04-26-2017, 05:07 AM
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What’s the difference between a banjo and a lawnmower?
You can tune a lawnmower.

What is the definition of a real gentleman?
Someone who can play the banjo…..and doesn’t.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change a light bulb?
Ten. One to change the bulb and nine to say they could have done it better.
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