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Originally Posted by Captain Jim
All in all, a very good day. The 65th anniversary of the day I was born. Nice way to spend it. I'm sure.
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A belated Happy Birthday, Captain.
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Originally Posted by Captain Jim
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Not that I'm suggesting you're old or anything (because I'm right in your rear view mirror), but a great uncle of mine (who was the family scoundrel) drove a big ol' Caddy convertible, and the way he told it, when he was in his 70's, he was stopped at a light when a woman pulled up beside him and propositioned him. He replied, "I'd love to my dear, but my parents won't let me." "Your parents won't let you?!?" she asked, in disbelief. Great Uncle George said, "Yup. Mother Nature and Father Time." (the man was a walking, talking rim shot)