I compose songs and tunes, and a few years back I wrote "Bernie Made Off With The Money Blues". I performed it many times with my old band and it always got very good audience response. It's free to use if you like, do copy down the lyrics because the final verse isn't recorded in the mp3.
https://www.banjohangout.org/myhango...ic.asp?id=3035
I think that will get you there...