[Joecool]

So, you wanna be a rock 'n' roll star.
Well listen now to what I say.
Just get an electric guitar.
Then take some time and learn how to play.

Then when your hair's combed right
And your pants fit tight
It'll be all right.

Then it's time to go downtown
Where the agent man won't let you down.
Sell your soul to the company
Who are waiting there to sell plastic ware.

And in a week or two
If you make the charts
The girls'll tear you apart.

The price you paid for your riches and fame
Was it all a strange game? You're a little insane.
The money, the fame, and the public acclaim.
Don't forget what you are. You're a rock 'n' roll star.


Sorry, I couldn't resist.