I laughed when I saw the title of the thread. Thanks for the chuckles!
I used to play this song on the piano every time we were drunk enough to laugh at what I consider one of the cheesiest songs of all time...
"Ballade pour Adeline" is relatively straightforward and could be a good transcription exercise for you. Chords are all pretty easy -- C, Dm and G for the verses -- Am, Em, F and C for the chorus -- and then there's that super riff in G7...
Cheers,
Joe