My neighbor came banging on my door at 2:30 in the morning. 2:30am!!!! Lucky for him I was still up since I was practicing my bagpipes.
A guy walks into a bank with a banjo case. He opens it up and pulls out a machine gun and yells, "everyone down on the floor, this is a stick up!". One of the guys on the floor says, "thank God, I thought he had a banjo in there".
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Our prime purpose in this life it to help others and if you can't help them, at least don't hurt them. -Dalai Lama
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