[Dirk Hofman]

Got this in the mail yesterday. Apparently I've been bad, very bad. My wife, friends, and neighbors are gonna find out if I don't drop $9,200 in Bitcoin (my favorite part) into this fine feller's account.



Gotta say I'm impressed with the lack of the usual grammatical errors, and I've never been spammed in snail mail before. The back side goes into excruciating detail about how to set up a Bitcoin account and pay this character. Great stuff. You gotta hand it to 'em, they're stepping up their game!