Frieda, love that one.
Here are a couple of my favorite drummer jokes:
Two cowboys are waiting in their fort for the Indians to attack. They listen to the distant pounding of war drums. One cowboy says to the other, "I don't like the sound of them drums." There's a pause, then a distant shout from the Indian camp: "He's not our regular drummer!"
A man goes to a Pacific island for vacation. As the boat nears, he notices the constant sound of drumming. As he gets off the boat, he asks a native how long the drumming will go on. The native looks about nervously and says, "Very bad when drumming stops."
Later that same day, the drumming is still going and it is really starting to get to him. So he asks another native when the drumming will stop. The native looks as if he's just been spooked and just before he hurries off says, "Very bad when drumming stops."
After a couple of days with constant drumming and little sleep, the man has had enough. He grabs the first native he sees, slams him against a tree, and shouts, "What happens when the drumming stops?!"
"Mmm, the native replies. "Bass solo."
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