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Originally Posted by Arthur Slowhand
PPS. It appears I've offended Martin owners with a previous post on another thread. It was meant in good humour - sorry if that was lost in translation, but apologies to anyone who took it the wrong way.
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Well, first the Guitar Police SWAT team who were on their way to pay you a midnight visit had a GPS malfunction, and were searching for you in the Peak District rather than the Cotswolds. Then they drove north until they ran out of road in John O’Groats and said:
“Where IS this guy? And why are all these people driving on the wrong side of the road?!?”
After reading your most recent transmission with your gracious explanation of your sense of humor, I contacted the team via a secure line and told them to stand down and return to base.
Which they will, eventually, once they figure out how to drive unscathed through all those roundabouts you have over there.....
Hope this helps!
Wade Hampton Miller